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untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

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swoleinvelvet:

swoleinvelvet:

Bless this post

THIS

Someone finally said it!

Forever reblog!

I can’t breathe. (TY
thechurchofbobsaget
) YELLING I can’t.

I CAN’T BREATHE

I jUS t w0KE UP My wHOLE HOUS E

preach
truth
I can’t even

GPOY

I’M DONE

#most accurate post on tumblr

i have beeN LAUGHING FOR 4579053 YEARS.

Did you just…

SO MANY FEELS

I don’t care if it doesn’t fit your blog. If you don’t reblog you have no soul.

THIS POST WINS TUMBLR
EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME

I can’t believe this only has 55 notes… come on people!!

If you don’t reblog this, I’m judging you.

WOW THIS IS REALLY OFFENSIVE BECAUSE (BLANK)

I’ve lost all faith in humanity.

#Noregrets

Sorry not sorry

OMG IT’S BACK!!!

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