pretty cool pic
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.
I tried to scroll over this..
we all tried…
its impossible to scroll over this
Fanfiction faces are so fun in my head.
PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!
"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William
its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming
MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN
Bless this post
Someone finally said it!
Forever reblog!I can’t breathe. (TYthechurchofbobsaget) YELLING I can’t.
I CAN’T BREATHE
I jUS t w0KE UP My wHOLE HOUS E
I can’t even
#most accurate post on tumblr
i have beeN LAUGHING FOR 4579053 YEARS.
Did you just…
SO MANY FEELS
I don’t care if it doesn’t fit your blog. If you don’t reblog you have no soul.
THIS POST WINS TUMBLR
EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME
I can’t believe this only has 55 notes… come on people!!
If you don’t reblog this, I’m judging you.
WOW THIS IS REALLY OFFENSIVE BECAUSE (BLANK)
I’ve lost all faith in humanity.
Sorry not sorry
OMG IT’S BACK!!!
this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE
THE COMMENT IS PERFECT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OHMYGOD.
I’M GOING TO REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME NOW 5EVER